Ordinary American

What is an ordinary American?

Does he wear his clothes just right?

Does she comb her hair one hundred strokes every night?

Are they married with three kids, a dog, and a white picket fence?

Do the women stay at home for defense

while the men work hard to the bacon?

Are their kids blue-eyed with shoulder-length hair?

Does everything come in pairs?

What is an ordinary American?

There are NONE!